Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

derection

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.

Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.

by moneybanks$$$$ May 21, 2011

Depracting

The word "DEPRACTING" is made up of two words-"Depression" and "Acting". It means "acting as if one is depressed to seek sympathy from others."

A person who does depracting is called a "depractor".

She is depracting because she didn't score good marks in the test.

by depracting June 7, 2011

Distraction

A distraction is basical- oh wow... this is very distracting

A distraction is when something stops you from doing what you have to do.

by Henry stickmin September 8, 2020

mutually assured destruction

A phrase, possibly coined by Arthur C. Clarke, to describe a situation where both parties can destroy the other, but not before the attacked party destroys the attacker.

Mutually assured destruction is certain now that the USSR have nuclear weapons.

by 256 September 3, 2003

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the word to end the universe, when this word is spoken the end times will begin

D: someone stole my cookies
B: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'as'er'ftt'dd'aswww'per'efc'bts'etc'destruction'satja'bea'fds'saswe'ffs'aswet'gedva'ing've
D: dammit bagel now the world is ending

by TNTYEETER9001 August 6, 2021

weapon of ass destruction

alt. Chung Uk
an object that will mutilate an ass via multiple passes with a 'pulverize' function, usually with a phallic object

fuck that chilli felt like a chung-uk

by Wan King Way September 5, 2003