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Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 4, 2013
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Girl desperate

A guy who will go from girl to girl and not even care. He will say he loves her a lot and make her feel happy then he blows her off and says he likes a another girl, and sometimes he will go back to the same girl. And girls are all he cares about! Also when he's not dating anyone he will find a way to date someone by telling them he loves them and making them feel happy! Then they will date and he'll break up with them like right after! So ladies if someone says they love you and then you start noticing that there not talking to you as much or their kinda ignoring you just save your self the trouble and dump them because no one should ever have to go through that!!! Leave those dumb girl desperate lovers alone!!!
An example of this

Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"

Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"
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Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
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devin desperate

to be so desperate that you will do anything for pussy
girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."
by unknown to him... October 21, 2018
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Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.
IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
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Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.
Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...
by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021
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