Defending the hosel

In golf when you have the shanks and want to avoid them you start trying to steer your shots, this is called defending the hosel.

“Chez has had a few shanks, now he’s defending the hosel!”

by Pedro Niños August 10, 2025

Defending

Oh, well I can explain that.

Hym "So imagine you're defending the guy for doing that thing I was talking about earlier. You would look pretty stupid for doing that if that guy were to turn around an let a sister molester and ree-lon steal your shit. Because it's one thing to make a defense of someone predicated on, like, the banality of groupies and another thing entirely to defend someone who's actively participating in your deprivation. Of both credit an money. And the to learn by way of 'Some More News' that the situation was far different than I had initially intended. And as I said previously, it was starting to look like Ree-lon was pretending and or claiming to be me and THAT is outside of the preview of the essence loan AND I was accused of discrimination. Which I do not do. Accused of discriminating by a Jew. But hey, if there is some kind of information I don't have that would theoretically change my mind I am totally and completely open to hearing it."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

bum defender

Catnip timothy

get your bum defender out and slap my face thupence, Willis.

by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003

Anal Defendage

A term used in Call of Duty.

It is used when one person is in the front of the plane in Terminal while there is another one covering the anal (back) of the plane.

Basically means to cover the back entrance of the plane.

Shade45Invasion: Yo Matty V! ANAL DEFENDAGE!

TimeCrysis: I got ANAL DEFENDAGE

by Shade45Invasion June 22, 2011

Peace Defenders

The Peace Defenders is an Animated Series created by a group not very well known in the United States. It is about a group of powerful 'people' on another world. They must protect the peace everywhere they can. They travel between dimensions, between worlds, so long as they can save the Peace forever.

Person 1: Hey #####, you finished up with the voicing yet?

Person 2: Not yet ####. I still need to figure out the script's meanings from #######.

Person 3: What's so hard about my script? It's simple words, Just don't be so nervous ####.

Person 1: The Peace Defenders shall live for a good while, hoping we can even get started.

by Exapt April 19, 2018

Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.

Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.

by CallMeClive July 1, 2020