Hairy Dan

Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."

person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.

by Phil Cabinet July 19, 2017

Twicker-dan

A person (ussually a guy) who participates in the use of dildos or other anal probing devices

"I hear Steves a real twicker-dan..."
"yeah his girlfriend caught him in her happy drawer again"

by Michael Upham February 16, 2006

friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

by Snoop Legend May 15, 2016

Dan Andrews

To pop off early or jump the gun. It refers to when Dan Andrews tweeted “Zero” when Victoria recorded zero covid cases after a lockdown, then the 3 days after recording 7, 6 and 29 cases in a row, subsequently entering another lockdown.

Alex: Did you hear about Luke? He finally banged Ash!

Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.

by Chookies August 7, 2021

Dan Dick

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick

1 dan dick equals 11 inches

Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long

by The m kk January 17, 2018

Chili Dan

Mexican Chili. Known for its exceptional ability to produce flatulence.

I got some Chili Dan in aisle 9 of the local grocery store and paid for it later when I was having sex in the bathroom and let out a shower fart.

by wastedpawn April 27, 2011

jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵

person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy

by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019