the unholy diver

submerging your dick into a public urinal in an attempt to clean it or just for show to strangers. To be a complete unholy diver this is to be followed by the same action in the public bathroom's sink.

hey man where is the pisser i need to clean up.

over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.

by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009

oyster diver

a slang word for a lesbian

"Too bad that bird's an oyster diver"

by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

chattanooga chin dive

When you shit in someones mouth and then face fuck them.

Nothing says love like a good old nasty chattanooga chin dive.

by Big Willee September 28, 2007

clam diver

A Fisherman who harvests underwater by hand-picking varied species in a discriminate and non-destructive way. Most countries with a coast have such communities, often they are misunderstood by other Fishermen and particularly by Bureaucrats. Actually the oldest and purest form of fishing.

The Clam diver told us he had seen a lot of damage to the seabed caused by dredging.

by davyclam June 22, 2008

mid-diver

a woman who either comes out of the closet or decides to experiment as a bi-curious during her mid-life crisis.

two girls in conversation:

girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious

girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.

girl a): lol, I didn't know that.

by Sexydimma January 26, 2012

shawn dive

a dive in which a person attempts to perform a swan dive, but instead over-rotates and ends up doing a backflop into the water.

my friend tried to swan dive off of a bridge today, but he ended up doing a shawn dive. it was hilarious.

by Beeble May 29, 2008

pennsylvania pussy dive

its when the girls pussy is so loose your able to fit your entire head in it...then you completly ram your face into her va jay jay and see how long you can hold your breath

dude sandys pussy was so loose i could give her a pennsylvania pussy dive

by john raleigh October 29, 2007