Cock Cushion

Its a word that a refers to a girl/woman, who has alot of a sex, a place where a boy/man can rest their penis/cock.

john: hey have you seen cindy lately?
jack: what you mean that blonde cock cushion?

by sweetjebus January 10, 2009

Dirty Cushion

When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.

Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....

Guy 2 : yeah....

Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.

by Jitchy BungCreamcheese June 14, 2009

Poon Crusher

a man who has had many sexual encounters with many women

Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me

Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher

by pooncrusher July 11, 2010

Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010

Fuck Cushion

A friend or acquaintence whom you occasionally (or often) have sex with. While the sex might be serious, the relationship isn't. All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit.

i.e Sabina is Barry's Fuck Cushion

by Hot Dogger 69 May 27, 2011

Clump Crusher

It's when a guy cums in a girls eye lashes, and she has to comb out it with her Mascara.

Hey dude, I came in this girl's eye last night, and she pulled a Clump Crusher on me.

by Sinocide June 5, 2013

kidney crusher

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.

by Skincane January 22, 2014