Colton

A teen boy that is very tall and skinny and is very very very EMO🖤🖤🖤.

Colton is emo.

by The_furry October 6, 2021

Colton

A starburst stealer.

fuck you colton

by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021

Colton

Someone who doesn’t really give a shit and would rather be left the fuck alone.

“hey there’s Colton, let’s just let him do his own thing and not get into his business.”

by Julie sue November 22, 2021

COLTON

A redneck who ducks other rednecks
Besides that they aight

That guy is suck a Colton

by ThatBitch110% November 23, 2021

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

Cuntonese

Not to be confused with cunnilingus, cuntonese is just when someone speaks in the language of the cunts...

"This person is dickhead speaks in cuntonese"

by TheGucchaiKid December 1, 2021

Colton stanojevic

his google search bar says either "memes", "funny memes", or "dark jokes". They are also are a narcissist, make incest jokes about their friends having relations with their brother/sister, and lives in 2012

Person: do you see that Colton stanojevic

Person: Yeah, he's an asshole

by Arthur Morgan TB December 13, 2021