Cumpire

vampire obsessed individuals who cum over the thought of vampire related sex acts.

Cumpire1337: "Oh I love shooting my milk at the thought of a vampire sticking his teeth in my balls and sucking the sperms out!"

by Mr.Mysterious [oroginal] April 3, 2009

clumpies

(plural of clumpy )when a girl is on her period a clump of blood ( the lining of the uterus) comes out, usually in a clump, hence the naming clumpy, or clumpies.

Jeeze, I hate it when I get clumpies on my pad and they get squished...

by Tanya-Tay July 21, 2008

cumping

from the root word Cump:

cumping is the act of ejaculating while receiving oral sex as you sit on a toilet bowl, preferably whiile dropping a duece

1.john cumped all over that hoes face, it was a cump montage

2. usually i like cumping after i drop the duece, it really tops it off

3. my cump smells like salvodorian breast milk ,, i just love the taste

by master of the cumping January 19, 2010

clump

To fill cover or fill with jizz.

i got crazy after that porno and clumped my car.

i totally clumped her face both ways.

she got clumped from the neck down.

i cant believe i clumped the entire fish tank

by Kirkdog and Jizzmaster May 22, 2010

cumping

A series of cumps that a faggot shits out of his ass after anal sex.

Jeff:"I think Jerry is in the bathroom cumping we just had but sex so I bet he has a lot."

by Cock Bag July 5, 2006

cump

Crusty, leftover, dried up semen.

After a long night of in-and-out, I woke up with cump on my sheets.

by Weeb May 20, 2008

Clumpkin

Getting a blumpkin from someone with cleft palate.

Boy, that Cliff Palate from the Howard Stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.

by Quazmodiar August 4, 2009