coffee

mmmmmmmm hhot bean juice

i need my morning coffee or i will set something on fire

by qqqqqueer November 2, 2018

Coffeegate

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018

Cufferman

A man that has finally settled down with a woman.

Yo bro im not a beaterman anymore I've finally acquired a wifey, I'm now a Cufferman

by Kai Rhys December 3, 2019

Coffee

The black juice that keeps mankind running.

Man, I need my coffee to get through the day.

by Fetxch March 16, 2020

Coffee Simp

Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.

Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.

by Handy_manny69 December 23, 2020

Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.

Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.

by T405ED March 9, 2009

Canadian coffee

Black coffee sweetened with maple syrup.

Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?

Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009