When you are gifted a sex toy from your friends and pretend that you don't want to use it but then you actually do in all secrecy
My friend just bought a vibrator for me even though I said I didn't want it and now I keep doing a dirty catia when no one is watching.
by cenilorac April 15, 2020
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Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.
Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.
Example: matthew was bombing it down the A3400 slouched in his seat at the wheel with his drum and bass poundin out of his white ford escort with both of his dads present. the lights change to green and so matthew zooms off round the island to tesco where he can get his fix of cottage pie for the evening. The evening he pulls ming will be the evening where he says to her, "you have two logic gates on your chest", grinning smugly. "mmmmmmmm cottage pie and scrabble"
by kingOfTheCottagePie April 28, 2004
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a second personality, much like many people have a house and then a cottage somewhere else, people often have one personality and then cottage. The first persoanality is usually the reserved, laid back, school oriented personality. COTTAGE on the other hand is loud, outgoing, likes to drink, rebel, and have a good time. THis personality will do and say anything even if its not necessary or its at an inappropriate time.
man where's COTTAGE tonight?? ur being all good sarah.
Fuck skool sarah, be COTTAGE come out drinking!
UR a fucking asshole COTTAGE but i love you!
Fuck skool sarah, be COTTAGE come out drinking!
UR a fucking asshole COTTAGE but i love you!
by Cottage December 28, 2005
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Get the coia mug.a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt
by tickle me funny March 22, 2010
Get the cottage cheese pancake butt mug.To patronise Chicken Cottage, a UK fast food chain specialising in competitively priced fried chicken products.
Zaf really wanted to go cottaging, he needed the fried goodness of chicken cottage after that sweaty workout!
by the toilet punisher December 8, 2007
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