clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

commander

The one and only, the Official.

can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND

will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.

also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander

that move just put you in high command, you commander!

that is such a commander!

by TheOfficialDimitri October 15, 2011

cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

Commander Adama

The act of giving sexual pleasure with an action figure under a starry night sky

Last night on my neighbor's trampoline I gave my girlfriend a commander adama

by drunk tramp June 27, 2006

commander in theif

The man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. This might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. This person is usually referred to as the "Commander in Chief" and/or "President of the United States". But we all know that if they aren't banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.

The commander in theif couldn't steal a pretzel if he tried.

by CommieSmurf November 18, 2003

Commander

A mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly Pendleton) and four shots of Peach Schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same glass.

He tried to drink a commander but blew chunks an hour later.

by DWMlives December 14, 2010

Sexy-Commando

a type of martial art.
invented by people of Muromachi period of Japan. Peasants were forced to pay high taxes, so they began this to unleash their stresses. There are 48 basic techniques and you "make a move" after those techniques. These stuff would shock the opponent and make you easier to attack them.

sexy-commando is the ultimate martial art.
example of techniques:
1. depression of Elize
2. embarassing moment
3. nonstop Kyo-Shi-Ro
4. freaking wife
5. plumping elbow heaven
6. After school campus

by Great, Masaru!!! August 25, 2004