ryan comfort

Someone who likes to fiddle with predominantly children and run around with madeline mccan

is that Ryan Comfort with another child again?

by yes okay ykihcj June 12, 2020

Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities

She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term

by Miktionary January 6, 2024

comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023

comfort

When i see this word i just think about BangChan, his smile is comfortable

Everytime i think about him i feel safe, he’s the definition of comfort

by gayminsung October 1, 2021

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

Too Comfortable

When they're cheating on you or using you and need an excuse to break up

I'm breaking up with you because I got too comfortable...

by Doctor Spock February 1, 2025