A super cold pp! A pp the got put in super cold water, or a pp that was in the fridge. A very cold pp
Friend 1: hey dude I put my huge pp in the fridge and I won the pp cold Olympics
Friend 2: wow did good job. Pp cold is such a cool sport! Go team pp cold! Boo team pp hot!
Friend 2: wow did good job. Pp cold is such a cool sport! Go team pp cold! Boo team pp hot!
by Fredwheatfill September 19, 2020

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW
He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.
by fanbake December 14, 2011

by ##40 April 18, 2017

A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

An extremely low temperature that, when you are exposed to it, makes you actually feel like bursting into tears.
by Natacia Noel December 22, 2008

Parking a cold face into a busty woman's cleavage. No motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.
While waiting in a line to a club when it's cold outside...
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining
by Adam D. Matthews February 21, 2013
