Clean Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Not to be confused with the Filthy Ricardo, in which all parties must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet.

Bob: I got a Clean Ricardo yesterday.
Gung: hawt

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008

suck me clean

1. Oral sex until the point of ejaculation has been reached and until testes are unable to produce semen; a reaction to extreme pleasure.
2. A response to an outrageous claim or request

1. Mother- Jimmy do your homework
Jimmy- Okay, but u gotta suck me clean first

2. James- That hoe was ugly
Johnny- Ya, she could suck me clean though

by Al Jihaaad April 19, 2007

Carolina Cleaner

For Use With Anal Sex Only. After the man has finished his business, there is always the unpleasant task of pulling out of the rear of the recipient only to find residue left on your member. To alleviate this problem, simply use a karate chop or a knuckle punch to the recipient's kidneys, while at the same time pulling out. This action will result in the sphincter contracting and becoming a "squeegee," which will wipe the member clean of any residue when pulling out.

I was feeling too lazy to wash off after putting it in her butt, so I utilized the Carolina Cleaner

by Hank E. Panky March 26, 2003

Clean Break

This term describes when one is able to have a bowel movement leaving the perianal area free of feces. This is evidenced by attempts to clean this area with tissue that yield no fecal matter.

One technique to increase the frequency of such a phenomenon is to sit on one cheek, slide over, and then the other in an attempt to separate the cheeks so that the do not contact the feces as it passes into the toilet bowl.

- That was awesome, I only had to wipe once, it was a clean break.

by DocOnDuty October 6, 2009

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

self cleaner

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

by CJM379 December 5, 2002

nigga clean

(Verb) to clean one's cluttered house, crib, car, etc. by piling and hiding clutter in closets, under beds or in car trunks so as not to appear messy.

Hey man, I just opened your baffroom cabinet lookin' fo some ass wipes and all yo copies of Black Tail magazine fell on de flo. Wha chu do, just nigga clean yo house?

by Johnny Kool Mild 1 December 29, 2008