A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle
“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”
by Gnaw_ydna October 2, 2019
Get the Kelvin Clein mug.Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.
His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.
by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021
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