Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

by qued October 1, 2008

Cincere

Cincere is very handsome,funny,cool and can get annoying sometimes. Cincere's usually love learning new things and meeting new people.

I've met many cincere's

by Kkeenneettt March 13, 2017

cinaphile

noun
term coined by The Lonely Island in the SNL digital short "Jack Sparrow"

Used to describe someone who "rapes" films by failing to focus on anything else

Shut up, you're such a cinaphile.

by jack sparrroww June 9, 2011

cinemacity

When a person wants to express a feeling of either praise of disapproval to a movie, they must first rate its 'cinemacity', basically how cinematic it is.

These stupid film directors have tried to use too much cinemacity. Douchebags.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

Cinnamon Fingers

The act of fingering a female's vagina, then removing your fingers, using her vaginal fluids as an adhesive, coat your fingers in cinnamon, after that is complete, continue to finger her.

Holy Fuck!!!! My pussy was on fire after he used his cinnamon fingers on me.

by Fufu4u3 July 5, 2010

Cingulate melding

The feeling as if your living environment has been welding and shaping your personality a certain way so that you can perform a certain task without flaws or problems.

A webtoon called 'It's Mine' perfectly depicts how our protagonist, Yohan Do, gets cingulate molded into a psychopathic stalker by his father since childhood. A perfect depiction of cingulate melding.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

George Lucas's first rule of cinematography

A rule first postulated by known film director George Lucas, stating that, "In any given movie franchise, at least one third of the films will suck." In addition to his own Star Wars prequels, some examples of movie sagas that follow this rule are: the Matrix saga, The Godfather trilogy, The Planet of the Apes, Shrek.

An exception to the rule is Toy Story, while the ultimate application of the rule is the Twilight Saga, wherein all the movies suck, the novels sucked, and yet there's another movie in the making.

Son: Dad, do you want to watch the Phantom Menace?
John: There were no prequels, and I have no son.

Paul: Should we watch Godfather Part II?
Sam: Does George Lucas's first rule of cinematography apply to it?
Paul: On the contrary, it's the best in the series!

by Patiodude October 26, 2011