Brillo Chode

A guy who has a dick that is 3 to 4 inches long (4 inches max) it is also bumpy/prickley like a brillo pad. Don't forget that it smells AWFUL...the kid probably doesn't bathe or brush his teeth. Stay away from these types of kids

"Yo that kid Brian S. has a brillo chode!"
"Ewww! That's gross! Keep him away from me!"

by Sam Bebrush March 3, 2010

Chode Skillet

When a friend is being very uncool, and you still want to call him your friend but he is still being a chode, you call him a chode skillet.

Dude you are being such a Chode Skillet right now.

by BigP7708 February 20, 2009

Chode

(1)The skin between your balls and ass
(2)The type of person who contributes to 80 pages of Chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated

I, along with 550 or so people, are a bunch of total chode(s).

by Some Choad October 21, 2010

chode dandruff

The flakey, ashy like substance produced by a dried out, dirty ball sack.
Similiar to hair dandruff.

Chaz left a trail of chode dandruff on the carpet when he left the room.

by dr.willow January 27, 2007

Goat Chode

1. A person who acts foolishly
2. A person who is extremely annoying
3. Used to describe an event that is very unfavorable

1. "James is acting like a Goat Chode."
2. "I hate goat chodes like that guy."
3. "This sucks goat chode, I have to sit through a two hour ethics improvement meeting."

by Themailman May 7, 2005

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004

Chode muncher

To Lick and suck repetedly on a chode or tiny penis

Anyone named Brett is a chode muncher

Brett- I am the biggest chode muncher ever!!!!!

by Naughty panda June 30, 2009