chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

by wes July 11, 2004

chopping hands motion

Another thing me and Rich came up with aswell as slammin' doors. the chopping hands motion is a lesser known replacement for the common 'wanker' sign, and involves moving your hands up and down in a chopping motion when they are about 6 inches apart and fairly parrallel. This came about in a bragging contest about the fashion in which we had to pleasure ourselves because of our over-sized penises.

someone-"why are you doing that in Perry's general direction"
me-"for a laugh really"

by Barry the Baptist March 19, 2005

Chopping block

The act of deleting your slam hog from every form of social media (I.e. text, snap chat, Facebook etc...) whilst ramming your cock inside him or her ass-up-face-down.

That annoying worthless bitch kept fucking up my game; so they got the chopping block.

by Cakes100 February 28, 2018

chopping

chopping a.k.a. jerking of
and all the other synonyms ......

i am chopping in the bubble bath

by caius January 27, 2005

Happy Clapping

A rather disturbing trend in Britain today. It involves being happy slapped by someone who has the clap, and who has recently rubbed their fishy bits with their hand.

Pete: "Cor blimey Jimmy, why ave you got a face like a dogs arse?"

Jimmy: "I just got happy clapped by a transvestite, I'm still in shock"

Pete: "Jesus, this happy clapping is getting out of control"

by Roob40 May 30, 2008

Chopping it up

Masturbating in a public restroom.

I can' believe you guys went chopping it up without me at IHOP.

by Drsmashington July 9, 2011

chopping

1. attempting to fix a haircut that you don't like by cutting it yourself

2. when you are really bored of your hair, changing it by cutting it yourself and cutting random or crazy peices and bangs

1. Nice haircut, I really love your bangs. All those random peices are so cool.
Thanks. At first I had this totally boring haircut, but then I went home spent an hour chopping it, so now it's cool.


2. I like your bangs, but weren't they longer yesterday?
Yeah, I got bored so I chopped them.

by Tessa November 29, 2007