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Certain man

Annoying fuckin bitch, A certain man is someone who just annoys you, whenever this person speaks to you or looks at you, you want to punch them in the face.
he’s acting like a certain man
by Thiago silva August 21, 2021
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the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.
Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
by honneamise December 20, 2018
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Certified

Exactly what topsmuttjay is at Eating the a.k.a punanie
Eating a girl till she cry certified
by Playboi khai May 6, 2019
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CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you
"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."
by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019
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Certi driver

Someone who operates a car very well
My bro is a certi driver, he did 60 down that 30 road and gapped the Feds
by 77773ggg April 14, 2022
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Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.
Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...
by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007
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Certified Lover Boy

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021
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