canada's history

a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.
ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.

ex.

girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.
by im_cool_not February 05, 2010
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a sexual act of a football player violats a woman while a moose licks maple syrup off your feet. this sexual act does not finish until the woman says 20 polite sentances ending in ay.
you " man a i gave the that slut a canada's history"
Your friend " thats so bicthen"
by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! February 05, 2010
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all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.

Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
That girl is a real **** **** **** ***..., you might think she's part of 'Canada's history'.
by omeezy_4_sheezy February 05, 2010
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A term to refer to something of absolutely no value to humanity whatsoever, and thus has no purpose even being discussed.
"Hey man. Guess what?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it as much as I love Canada's history."
by iliekmudkipz February 05, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.
We did Canada's History all night long.
by Bearssss February 05, 2010
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Canada's history

One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses
John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.
by colbertnationalist February 05, 2010
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A violent sex act involving a man and a woman, where the man places a set of moose antlers on his erect penis and forcefully enters the womans anus, previously lubed with maple syrup. To finish off, the man ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and pours bagged milk into it. They then both share the nectar.
Person A: "Dude, did you get lucky last night?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
by mystikraven February 05, 2010
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