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Canada's History

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.
by C Nation February 5, 2010
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Canada's history

One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses
John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.
by colbertnationalist February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When you have a beaver slap you in the face with his tail after he takes a shit in your mouth.
I learned a little bit of Canada's History last night.
by Colberts Lover February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a Frenchman and an Englishman double-team a Native American (bonus points if it's an Inuit) while all still feeling inferior to the obscene sex acts of their next door neighbor.
I did Canada's History last night with my friend Jacques and his girlfriend, but guy in the apartment next door was still railing some chick harder!
by Link47 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!
I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.
by NakedAngry February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.
You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.
by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a girl takes maple syrup and uses it instead of lubricant. She then rides the boy in the backwards cowgirl position. When he ejaculates she gets off and licks the maple syrup off.
backwards cowgirl She did Canada's History with him last year.
by supercalli February 11, 2010
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