camping

Someone who sits in a spot sniping, and coz hes so good at picking off his newbish opposition they call him a camper and kick him.

Although if theyre spawn campign theyre scum and boot their ass!

Player 1: Stop Camping!
Player 2: I'm Sniping Damnit!

by Kammy December 18, 2004

Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.

Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"

by Danswer November 29, 2009

Harold Camping

Some nitshit who fucks with his bible at night.
He predicted that we would all suddenly die on the 21st may 2011 by spouting soime mathical mumbo-jumbo

Harold Camping: We will all die because God is bored.

by Mr lololololololololololololol September 24, 2011

Harold Camping

1. A false prophet who predicted that the Rapture would occur on May 21, 2011. 2. Someone who believes numerology can be used in mathematical proofs.

1. Harold Camping falsely predicted the date of the Rapture several other times, prior to the May 11th instance. 1994 is the most frequently cited example, but there are others. 2. Harold Camping's "evidence" consisted of two numerological ramblings, which he called mathematical demonstrations.

by Asorbus September 24, 2011

Pussy Camping

When you pitch a tent in a woman's vagina with the express purpose of guarding it from intruders.

Damn you pussy camping motherfucker.

by B_e_o_r_g_e October 7, 2011

Beach Camping

When a man ejaculates onto the pubic hair of his female partner and then immediately presses his retracting penis onto that area while laying on top of her. They then take a nap in that position. After they wake up, they feel all sticky. As if they've been beach camping.

Sara frequently asked Matt to go beach camping. He didn't mind indulging her, but immediately washed his dick and stomach after waking up.

by Bassman42069 April 18, 2014