Callum

He is Megan’s boyfriend.

Megan: CALLUM’S MINE!!!!
Callum:I know lol

by Lolcakes.jk December 6, 2019

Callum

A skater boy who is always caring. He is mainly shy and you need to get to know him to really gain his trust. He is very quiet and wears Vans and has long, blonde hair.

“Hey, have you seen Callum?” ~ Kid 1
“Yeah, I want to get to know him, he seems lonely. ” ~ Kid 2

by aeros December 7, 2019

Callum

little chubby ginger cunt

are you a callum?

by saltytoaster December 23, 2019

Callum

A big dumb idiot who passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one most Thursday nights or sometimes Saturday.

There was a callum on the toilet last weekend.

by It’s friday May 1, 2019

Callum Mckno

Callum Mckno is a lanky kid, a twat (cacia) and many more things. He apparently likes (probably loves) Pheobe Cullum and watch out cause he is a horny kid (abbie)people could call him a "bad kid" but all he does is skip lessons. <May be a player> I'm guessing he's not good at football because hes always getting injured during it.
If you get to know him he's actually really nice but a dickhead and annoying to start.

friend 1: hey Callum
callum: whats up?
girl 1: he's actually nice to you

friend 1 : yeah Callum Mckno and i are friends.

by matthew arnold year 9 May 7, 2019

Callum Cain

A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis

Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain

by Benlikeslily May 8, 2019

Callum

The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.

Callum was being Callum around his "friends"

by James Vassallo May 29, 2019