you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.
John-Boy: Hey how was your night?
Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.
John-Boy: ....
Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.
John-Boy: ....
by NiggaLearn! April 18, 2011
Get the Chocolate MudCakemug. 
An awesome game where one person lays on the floor and the other person rolls chocolate chips into their mouth.
by EmeraldsMom August 11, 2011
Get the Chocolate Bowlingmug. "Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
by Gav P December 28, 2005
Get the chocolate hostagemug. Chocolate milkshake is a cold drink with chocolate flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Pour 2/3 glass of milk in a pot (you can measure with your fancy glass🤪). Then add powder hot chocolate (I reccomend Ciobar dark chocolate), mix well and boil. Be careful: don't make it too hot or thick! Pour it in a fancy glass and add cold milk (it will be about 1/3 or less) because the milkshake shouldn't be warm! There you have a chocolate milkshake that is in my opinion as good as the one in the cafè near you😄
by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021
Get the Chocolate milkshakemug. Similar to the ‘wet willie’. The action of eating a chocolate product (preferably one including nuts/nougat, etc.), collecting a fresh sample on one’s index finger, and inserting it into a friend’s ear, unknowingly.
Warning: Practicing the Chocolate Steve should only be done in the company of close friends who are known not to throw a punch.
by Brian Krakow June 29, 2008
Get the chocolate stevemug. by kcaa January 27, 2006
Get the sexy chocolatemug.