jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend

dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper

by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022

Bumper Allen

A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees

Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker

Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen

by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 5, 2023

bumper jack

A dick

My bumper jack destroyed her

by beaver master February 23, 2014

Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

by CarbonBlight October 11, 2020

Bumper locking

A secret FBI tactic they use against terrorist, mass shooters, and spies. They apply agressive and intimating tactics that make you wanna knock their teeth out. Similar to gangstalking. "The FBI retaliation program".

If the FBI bumper locking me I'ma knock out there teeth on the spot.

by TI Satan November 24, 2022

knuckle bumper

Another term for a lesbian. To get a visual example, bend both the index and middle finger of each hand and bump the mid knuckles together thus simulating two vaginas bumping each other as lesbians do to get sexual pleasure, such as the extremely hot act of tribbing.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you met the new girl? She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but dude she's a knuckle bumper. There's rainbows and shit all over her social network profile."

by MrFriendzone April 13, 2016

Bumper cream

The ball sweat that builds up between 2 gay dudes having butt sex, and combines into a thick creamy substance

Yo, Dale, clean up our bumper cream before it stains the sheets!

by Think4yourslf May 6, 2023