When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?
My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.
by keithyweithy June 24, 2022
Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…
Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.
Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.
by Dick Rude February 09, 2025
Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.
“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic
by niquil July 31, 2022
The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.
by CarbonBlight October 12, 2020
When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024
by Banige September 12, 2023