A country boy from the backwoods. Will answer when someone randomly screams "HEY, REDNECK!" Strangely sounds like Matthew McConaughey when he speaks. Likes to buy old run down Dodge trucks and take long rides on his fourwheeler in muddy pastures. Only wears underwear on special occasions. A great friend that makes girls feel special with his southern carms.
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Person2: "Nah, that's just Brandon."
"That guy looks like he's free ballin', he is such a Brandon."
Person2: "Nah, that's just Brandon."
"That guy looks like he's free ballin', he is such a Brandon."
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Guy 1 - Yo, Do Ya Know That Guy Brandon?
Guy 2 - Yah, I know him! He's A Very Sound Person!
Guy 1 - I Know! He Is Pretty Laid Back As Well!
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Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.
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When you see him walking down the streets you know it's Brandon with the hot voice you hear
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Get the Brandon mug.The lead singer and pianist of The Killers. Also the hottest man alive and a musical genius. He was born on June 21 1981. He was born in las vegas moved to Utah when he was 8 moved back to vegas his junior year of high school and now has moved back to Utah. He is mormon and has 4 sisters and 1 brother while he is the youngest. He loves humus and his teeth are fake because when he had braces as a teenager when they took them off pieces of his teeth came with them so they put fake ones in that has become his amazing pearly white smile. He has a wife and 3 boys. Also did I mention that he is the hottest man ever and he has the most beautiful voice ever and he is really hot i mean REEEEAAAALLLLY HOT. Also really cut and adorable and shy. He also has big and really AMAZING biceps.
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by I Love Brandon Flowers November 13, 2017
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