Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016

Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks”

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”

Oh bollocks I forgot

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Jiggle Bollocks

The biggest gooner alive how has reached the stage of being able to fjordglimp (those who know 💀💀💀)

Hey did you see jiggle bollocks gooning in that corner I also heard that he cried to a cuck hold

by Anonymous/TRRF Member November 23, 2024

You can bet your bottom bollock

A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet

"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"

by The Accuntant March 20, 2024

Bollocks

Another word for balls

Kieran’s got big bollocks.

by anonymous June 14, 2025

Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.

Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 1, 2021