Blumpkin Schwirley

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

by Shenans March 03, 2017

baby blumpkin

When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.

Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.

by Chainsaw217 October 06, 2012

Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

by Mike Blumpkin June 07, 2006

Reverse Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex from another person, while that person whom is simultaneously defecating.

"A reverse blumpkin? It's like the time that your sister was taking a shit and I made her suck my cock."

by XimiliXimilus March 03, 2009

casa blumpkin

getting your dick sucked while taking a dump on the roof of your house

casa blumpkin

by marshallgiven August 16, 2011

Blumpkin Parade

Three or more people simultaniously recieving blumpkins in the same public restroom

Hollywood, Caio, and Tim had a blumpkin parade at wal-mart

by Jonathon M May 03, 2007

blumpkin gnome

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs

damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome.

by holden mcgroine February 17, 2009