keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Nah, Ya Blocked

Use it when someone comes up to you, raise your hand and say nah your blocked

fattle walks up to you and starts shouting. just raise your hand and say Nah, Ya Blocked

by Cupertino May 9, 2008

Stink Blocked

When you "cock-block" a guy using a stink bomb.

There's some tool at a bar looking like he's going to score with some hot chick he doesn't deserve. You break a stink bomb within a few feet of him, the chick gets grossed out, the chick walks away. The tool has just been stink blocked.

by The Stain September 1, 2008

warm-blooded whore

a whore who wears little or no clothing.

At nighttime on the corner of 4th and 5th, there was a creature who appeared to have no pants nor a shirt, but had high heels and a purse. I wasn't sure if it was a man or woman(it was dark)it approached me very slowly, and behind "it", came out more of itself.Then I was scared and screamed out....WARM-BLOODED WHORES!!!!!!!!!that's all

by jajarule May 30, 2007

Booked

Very well educated through instruction from schools or universities; to be book smart

Mostly used by country folk or people from the south to describe intelligence

My woman got a job at the county cuz she's booked

by Cojone Joe May 29, 2008

Booked Up

Replaces saying being baked

I'm all booked up for the week sorry

by bluntpolice January 15, 2009

blooped

embarrassed; upset; disconcerted.

when a question on sex was asked to a girl, she looked blooped.

by uttam maharjan October 23, 2011