Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

by RealNigga2000 August 22, 2018

Snap blast

An obnoxious amount of snapchats sent to one person in an attempt to manipulate your top friends list in snapchat

I'm going to snap blast you for the next two days so that my ex isn't my top anymore

by SukhMaya007 November 29, 2015

nail blast

when you have long, dirty nails and you finger a girl

dude 1: 'did you hear about what happened with Suzie?'
dude 2: 'yeah man, she got nail blasted'

by anonymous March 26, 2021

BOTTY BLASTED

When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.

I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed

by honest op December 20, 2016

Blast Zone

When in a three way and cumming on the girl (either boobs or face) the area in which cum might shoot is considered the blast zone. The other guy is to stand back and whack while until the other guy finishes so he doesn't get hit. When the man is finished the other person approaches and the just finished person backs up to respect the mans Blast Zone.

Man 1: Dude, Get outta my blast zone!

Man 2: Sorry man!

by Jamgasm675 October 23, 2008

Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.

"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"

by 80esprit December 14, 2008

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013