berta

The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.

This berta is going to kill me!

by Austin Pealy September 11, 2008

Bért

Also known as The Beanie of Awesomeness. It is an awesome red beanie.

Get off my lawn you Bért wearing pot head!

by Pete the Goat September 26, 2010

bert mccracken

Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.

FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD

by Choke Me November 5, 2003

Bertation

A fill-in word used to replace a word in which one cannot bring to mind.

Well a very very heaveh... uh, heavy deh, bertation tonight.

by CalebTheGuitarist March 5, 2011

bertie

fingering a girl up the ass hole then licking it in portugal

bertie goes to portugal

by goldigga111222 November 30, 2010

bertelli

Fucking awesome motherfucker that will fuck your hoe if you don't watch her like a hawk. likes lots of fucking pussy, usualy around his cock.

Dude, I'm feeling really bertelli right now.

by Nick & Ryan. January 6, 2008

Beerthirty

A point during the day when a person decides its a good time to open a beer.

I just go out of work i think its Beerthirty

by BA3573 June 12, 2010