birthday bumps

a historical birthday tradition where friends of the birthdayer lift them by their arms and legs and swing for the amount of years they are turning.

Bob: Hey jim heard its patti birthday celebrations later, we should give her the birthday bumps!
Jim: right on man - thats the only way to celebrate turning 47!!!

by danesworld____ March 9, 2018

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birthday profile picture

The picture that you change your profile picture to on a social network for your birthday. This is usually done the day before your birthday because it will be seen by more people than normal as they wish you a generic "happy birthday."

Friend: Come on, we're going to be late!

FB User: Almost done! I just need to change my picture to my birthday profile picture so that people think I'm fun and popular when they wish me a happy birthday!

by damnteenager108 January 2, 2012

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Birthday Blowjob

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.

I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!

by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010

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Birthday Cake

A girl or woman's pussy.

When we got back to Wendy's place, she stripped to her birthday suit and I put some whipped cream on her birthday cake and ate it. Tasty, too. :)

by republican horndog :-p August 30, 2005

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Birthday Relationship Exploit

The BRE is a concept of getting with someone, having a relationship and having sex with them, followed by making them buy you presents because it "turns out" that soon it's your birthday (surprise surprise). Must be planned in advanced - birthdays shouldn't match.

After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.

"You're with Sarah now? Seriously?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"

by A_E_M November 9, 2015

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