Bentarded

when you've been retarded.

man, you bentarded!

by Stading22 February 27, 2009

Bernardo

guy who is too clever and can occasionaly fly. he is asian and pretends not to know you even though he actually does. he likes books .. a lot

me: hey bernardo! wasss up?

bernardo: do i know u?

me: yeh actaully

bernardo: lol i was joking! *flys off*

by lexan July 22, 2010

saint bernards

A school full of amazingly great fags on the Upper east side that has done ever girl (and guy) in Manhattan. They compare each others "forests" meaning sexual organs and enjoy seeing one another naked. They can be stupid and prevocotive at times, but we all still love them because they are practically the only hot guys school left. Many of them are hated, but majority is liked very much.

st. b guy: "so you and the girls from your school take showers together right?"
girl: "uh no..."
st. b guy: "are you kidding me? You guys don't see eachother naked?"
girl: "no! why do you guys?"
st. b guy: "yeah! we compare eachothers 'forests' "
other st b. guy: "yeah we even made a list who has the biggest penis"
girls: wow you saint bernards kids are pretty cool"

by James Oglethorpe June 11, 2006

bearded lady

a lesbian, when they eat hairy pussy it looks like they have a beard

Rosie O'donnel is a bearded lady, as is Ellen Degeneras.

by ThatsWhatsUp April 11, 2008

bearded happy face surprise

To take a big steaming shit in a friends restroom while jacking off and picking your nose all at the same time. Prior to finishing the meat beating session the performer 1)wipes two nose goblins on the wall approximately 4 inches apart (the eyes) 2) fishes out the large turd from the bowl and draws a circle (head) around the two boogers and places a poo nose and smiley face within the circle 3) releases a stream of baby gravy on the lower portion of the circle which symbolizes the beard. It is further encouraged that the performer of this act proceeds to smear any excess shit on the mirror, walls, decorative hand towels and/ or any small pets or children living within the confines of the home. One must also not forget to wash ones hands.....after all we would not want to spread any germs.

Mike invited me over to his house to watch the BCS title game....I, being a Ducks fan was a tad bit upset with the outcome. This coupled with the fact that his wife is smelly and has the head of a wildabeast helped me decide that a bearded happy face surprise would be in order prior to my departure.

by Mydongislong Suh January 14, 2011

The bearded witch

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...

by Tim P Allen September 22, 2008

Bernard

The act of a woman sucking a mans asshole to give the man sexual pleasure. When the genders are reversed it is referred to as a "Bernardette"

Man - "I got so drunk last night man, I agreed to a girl giving me a bernard"

Man 2 - "That's real fuckin weird man"

Man - "It was actually kinda nice"

by NotABradOrAnEllis June 16, 2013