The Bend-Over Trick

When someone, usually female(s), bend over in a 45 or 90 degree angle with their hands on their knees and ass fully extended out into a full grinding position in a picture to portray that they are sexier.
Did you see that butterface get her picture taken by Tom?
Yeah, but who cares she pulled the mischievous The Bend-Over Trick all we could see was that ass.
by Lmybh December 05, 2011
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Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins
by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 14, 2012
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fuck bend

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.
by Rayven00 March 31, 2021
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no bend

Something which does not have a bend.
by Cunt von Cunt November 06, 2003
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Bending your mind

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.
by asianrocks September 26, 2014
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