The Benadict Cumberbatch

when you stuff a cucumber in a woman's asshole then fuck her until she orgasms and it pops out

"I fucked her so hard last night"
"Did you give her the Benadict Cumberbatch?"
"Hell yeah I did"
*High fives*

by Phooka February 24, 2017

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Chicken of the Beads

Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea

After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.

by JumboCookie December 16, 2008

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Damestic Anal Bead

A Damestic Anal Bead, is a bead that is inserted analy by a person that requires pleasure

A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another

Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.

by Mysticsword958 January 16, 2018

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beadedcurtain

as mentioned on late late show with Craig Ferguson. episode 2996, 28 June 2011

bead is the ejaculation cum of a male.

curtain is to obstruction of view

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner.

i'm gonna give you a beadedcurtain!

i just came all over your face hows that for a beadedcurtain.

by wraithy July 2, 2011

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Ubuntu Beads

Small beads that are added to alcoholic beverages in order to increase the total percentage of alcohol within a particular drink.

Typically blueberry flavoured the Ubuntu Beads are rare and difficult to aquire. Usually bars that are able to find a supplier of the Ubuntu Beads become very successful.

HOLY SHIT!!! They have fuckin UBUNTU BEADS here man!

by Ubuntologist April 23, 2009

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