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horrible human being

A person who does things to constantly annoy/upset people.
"Oh did you see mike"
"No, why"
" oh he took the last Pringle and smacked a toddler while at it, he's a horrible human being"
by Big_D_Tom@funtime.com December 30, 2016
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Normal Human Being

One who seeks to improve oneself and the world around them, always respecting others and helping when possible.
Ghandi and Mother Theresa were normal human beings, Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck and Barney Frank are not.
by Greene Team July 21, 2011
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Being a Boob

To be a guy named Chris; In general; To be sensitive, squishy, and similar to a bitch.
"OMG! He is being a boob!"
"Well of course! His name is Chris after all!"
by Mickey919 October 9, 2016
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The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.
G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)
by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010
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Exorcist: The Beginning

An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.
Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*
by James Bond! September 8, 2004
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beginning

The X Factor was the beginning of One Direction's career.
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being fucked

a dickhead moves up, down, left, right in a body's holes.
I am being fucked so hard now the fucker's dick fell off.
by the defining penis May 8, 2016
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