Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos

Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

mourning becomes her

Is a story written by K.C. Washington

Kathy’s mom passed away yst.

Mark: i can see her face the mourning becomes her pal.

by Mark.nooral February 19, 2021

Orangina-Becksy-Cravendale

A person from Northampton that has ginger hair and work in the RAF. Usually female and drives orange and black Corsa.

Orangina-Becksy-Cravendale can be called Georgia

by Seighton March 12, 2021

aaron-becks

Ya ever find this chaotic yet adorable duo anywhere, prepare your heart because they share feelings and smiles and laughs and jokes nobody else could pull off. Better have crack too they need the daily fix.

"Did you see Aaron-Becks at the mall?"

"Yeah, they are so.fucking.cute!!"

"I know!! I wish I had that.."

by Soft Boy <3 May 28, 2021

Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible

Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.

by Joofus August 18, 2021

Jess Bezos

Richer than Jeff Bezos, no doubt!

Jess Bezos is in town!

by Allzza August 20, 2021

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.

Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"

by steakjuice September 10, 2021