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Beanin

Dawg I’m beanin”
by Youroppmacc May 26, 2020
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Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.
Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
by P.S.F October 3, 2008
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benvinitis

A disease characterised by deformed facial features, an unusually small cock, and an extremly odd shaped head. (one that looks like John Benvin)
Dude, that kids head looks like a deformed fetus. He must have benvinitis
by DillyMan February 14, 2004
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Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.
I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018
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beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?
*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014
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beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.
When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.
by Tweeder September 19, 2006
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