The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
Get the Bearded Wazzy mug.Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.
by jennacola March 8, 2013
Get the Fecal Beard mug.by dcj278 July 6, 2011
Get the Bearded Pope mug.A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"
We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!
Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
by thebah87 February 24, 2011
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A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017
Get the Goat beard mug.When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.
by Jollyjolliver September 11, 2016
Get the Bearded Lizard mug.When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
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