Data Jew

A person who is overly cautious when using their cell phone data plan.

Kevin: Hey Robyn, can you check the weather on your phone?
Robyn: Yeah right, I ain't got data for all that. They only give me 10GB/month!
Kevin: Damn it Robyn, your such a data Jew!

by rack city bitch May 2, 2016

Jew Christmas

The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts

We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon

by Slickyricky March 28, 2017

lord jew

lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's

he is lord jew

by Anal Shipment December 6, 2014

jason the jew

He is my friend and he is a jew upvote this so he is in the dictionary.

Hey Jason the Jew

by Yamuthaiskindahottho April 9, 2021

Jew Shell

Being Totally concerned with only money while ignoring the rest of the world.

Adam is stuck in his Jew Shell Again!

by PioZom May 3, 2009

Jew fucker

The definition of a jew fucker is someone who fucks jews

Lets go see timmy. I heard he is a jew fucker

by BIg man Jew Fucker March 30, 2021

Non-jew

Someone that looks like a Jew and maybe even has a Hebrew name but actually has a German bloodline.

Wow, he has curly hair but his name is Levi Bismarck...he must be a non-Jew.

by AngstyBoiOnParade April 13, 2018