Batman Drunk

The level of total drunkiness where a person does totally stupid things that they would not normally do (i.e. act like batman)

Person 1: Dude, I drank a ton last night. How bad did I get.
Person 2: Dude, you were batman drunk

by Bogie182 October 2, 2008

Blue Batman

Edging your boyfriend and right before climax Look him in the eyes and tell him his parents are dead

Friend 1: Yeah Jennifer blue batman’d on Saturday. Friend 2: I am sorry for your loss

by IkeKong January 4, 2018

Pulling a Batman

When one makes plans, intricate or otherwise, but then falls out of communication until well after they can be salvaged, often by losing a cell phone.

"Man, we were all set tonight to go to the club and shit and then she goes off and pulling a Batman."

"I cleaned my house and my car and everything and then she straight up pulled a Batman on me dawg."

by IzzyPOP February 19, 2012

batman goansee

Someone who is extremely annoying and stupid!

Ashley, your such a batman goansee!

by Kirsten and Lauren September 5, 2004

Uncle Batman

Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.

A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.

Holy molestication! I've {sob} been Uncle Batmanned!

by Lupin Yonsei August 25, 2008

Skank Batman

A female who is openly promiscuous, having many sexual partners, while acting very provocative and flirtacious in almost all public places. She will likely wear revealing--and hardly respectable-- clothing, and can hold her own on both the pole and the dance floor.

1. Dude, that girl is a total skank batman. Bulls eye!

by bebesev October 2, 2008

azn batman

a batman that is asian and not white
batman - a comic book crime fighter

Hes not a white batman hes a azn batman.

by juni3789 February 23, 2008