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Batman and Robin that Hoe

When you ejaculate on a girls face and stick a wash cloth over it giving the appearance of a mask. Once this step is complete, the younger and smaller homie jumps out the closet for round two.
Did you batman and robin that hoe last night??

"Hell yeah we rocked the b and r. I batman'd that hoe and lil jimmy busted out the bathroom and went robin on her!"
by dick#grayson April 26, 2010
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im batman

a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman
guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me

guy2: that happend to me last week on cod
by THE RHOG November 10, 2010
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Batman

BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)
"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"

"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"
by Wet Schmegmore December 21, 2008
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Batman a ho

In a similiar vain as spiderman a ho or superman a ho.

Batmanning a ho entails a surprise entry into the "batcave" followed by a load of skeet to chest (to symbolize the batman logo) while saying "bam, kersplat, pow, etc..." as an omage to the Adam West Batman.
"I batmanned your mom last night"

"Don't simply have sex, batman a ho"

To batman a ho is to know jesus.
by Skullthuggery December 8, 2007
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Batman (adjective)

"dude, that shit was totally awesome!"

switch awesome with Batman (adjective):

"dude that shit was totally Batman!"
by Twisted Paper Clip October 31, 2011
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THE Batman

Performed during "Whoopie".

1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.

ALTERNATE

2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
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Batman

Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears
Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne
by Spazmeister October 18, 2006
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