baphoon

Sweet, silly, goffy person

I love you zach goodnight you baphoon

by Sarahbear July 3, 2014

Bathtub in Jello

talking extreme non-sense or way out in left field stupidity; Bathtub in Jello is very common among pot smokers

wow, that was for sure a bathtub in jello

by C-man July 16, 2002

baptizing

the method of wetting a joint with you lips so it would burn slower.

"yo, let's smoke a joint"
"baptize it thirst man"
"aite"

by unowned August 12, 2005

Dog In A Bathtub

Trying to fit your entire hunk of junk into her bootyhole.

"Damn I can't achieve a dog in a bathtub with jesse."

by Vagio January 15, 2017

Dogs in a bathtub

When a man fucks a womans pussy with his balls in her ass.

Bitch, you ever heard of dogs in a bathtub?

by Five Seven February 7, 2008

Baphomet

Baphomet something some thing .......SATANISMEN

Baphomet is nice goat.

by PoP-iCe May 7, 2020

Boston Baptism

A term coined by the epic mini series "Massholes". A Boston Baptism consists of water-boarding a victim with Samuel Adams through a Larry Bird Jersey.

- "Hey this asshole just said that New York is better then Boston."

-"Hell no!! its time for a Boston baptism! go get your Bird jersey and I'll grab the Adams. We're gonna drown this Ass clown out with Irish goodness!"

by Stlizzle February 28, 2013