balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 02, 2017

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"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them

I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

by Rionox February 23, 2023

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balloon poodle

Twisting your cock and balls into a balloon poodle

I was so bored that i let my gf balloon poodle me.

by 69niglord December 28, 2017

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balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.

I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.

by severaltimes July 19, 2010

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