bagel face

the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.

Yeah, but she def has a bagel face.

by ezra1001 April 15, 2011

salmon bagel

a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

by devonenjoysalmon January 28, 2009

Vegas Bagel

A Pretzel.

I was drunk. And I thought of pretzels. And Vegas. And bagels. Put it all together? :D

Vegas bagels!

by Swatzy August 24, 2009

Bagel Monkey

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

by Palestine4life November 12, 2007

green bagel

Someone that is jewish and irish

Jennifer Connelly is a green bagel

by laura kkkkk December 6, 2007

double bagel

The act of eating two bagels for breakfast and later destroying the handicapped bathroom stall.

Brian just had a double bagel and I cant go in the restroom for at least 30 minutes.

by Apollo10 October 26, 2010

Dick Bagel

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010