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backed up

I ate a whole block of cheese and now I'm all backed up.
by MikePBG November 8, 2003
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Backbencher

joe biden. Does not deserve his name in capital letters. The most useless idiot in the world.
Have you heard? All of the nations are refusing to take joe bidens calls, even Kim Jong Un refused his call! The UAE put him to voicemail! He sure is one hell of a backbencher!!
by Wise White Man March 14, 2022
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Backseatsman

A creature who thrives in backseats of things, especially cars. He can get along just fine on the back of a bike, though.

A creature made up by The Lonely Island
Driver: There's something living in the backseat of my car!!

Passenger: It's just a backseatsman...
by CapnNorric July 13, 2010
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Two-Backed Beast

The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.
"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"

Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc
by Asty von Ferguson October 6, 2005
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Backseat Mouse

Like backseat driving , telling somewhere what to do and how to do it while on the computer. Can be very annoying.
Chris: And you're gonna click over there, then-No no no! Click right there!!

Paul: Man, stop backseat mousing me, I know what to do.

Lindsay: John is so controlling!

Bill: We all know it, whenever I'm on the computer, he backseat mouses me all the time, he needs to chill!
by NeoHippie August 13, 2010
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Backlog of dishes

A pile of unwashed dishes that have been accumulating for days or even weeks in your kitchen sink. A dish-washing exercise that you just keep putting off until Doomsday, when it won't matter anymore anyway.

It usually ends up as a large Petri dish for growing a whole range of bacteria cultures and a hotbed for contagious diseases.
A: Who's gonna take care of that backlog of dishes? It keeps piling up, I can't get into the kitchen anymore!
B: Why don't we take an easy route and just blow it up with a kilo of dynamite?
by voicelove April 2, 2011
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Banklet

Banklet - pronounced ( Bane - Clit ) Is the process of wrapping raw bacon around a fellow campers ankle while sleeping or passing out during the night.

*The body part “ankle“ may be substituted with many other body parts, please wrap responsibly.
By wrapping raw (raw and warm seems to work best) bacon around a fellow campers ankle* and creating a Banklet while “sleeping“ during the night will accomplish a few things at once. It should keep you slightly safer from bears, ants and other critters. It will definitely make for some awesome campfire stories for years to come.

lesson one; never pass out with your shoes on. Lesson two; you don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the guy with Bacon on his ankles*. Please wrap responsibly.
by JonnyBuzzKill September 2, 2013
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