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neck face

a graffiti artist who runs around signing his name with a hairy arm or snaggly-toothed monster.
neck face is ugly. beat your kids.
by andrew September 21, 2004
mugGet the neck facemug.

pussy neck

The kink or sore neck ones gets after a long session of eating pussy.
Man, last night I had some great pussy but this pussy neck is killing me!
by johnnyaq September 6, 2007
mugGet the pussy neckmug.

mosher's neck

The painful aching of the neck muscles after moshing, jumping around, headbanging and generally acting stupid at a metal/punk show.
Symptoms are a dull ache, head flopping forwards, and difficulty moving the head from side to side.
Can last anything from a day to a week.
Greg: Dude, what's up with you? Why can't you move your neck?

Jeb: Man, I did some serious...aahhhh...moshing at that show last night. I've got a bad......argh....case of mosher's neck.

Greg: Oh, right.
by Rage And Love July 14, 2007
mugGet the mosher's neckmug.

neck kink

When you see a neck and bust a phat nut.
Kyungil has a sexy neck. Murder me. I have such a neck kink.
by dis-re-spect-ful May 9, 2018
mugGet the neck kinkmug.

fruit neck

someone so fat they have a fat neck
That fat guys a fruit neck.
by Fag Legs January 11, 2009
mugGet the fruit neckmug.

Neck-breather

One that breathes down your neck, trying to get you to do something faster.
"My boss is a freaking neck-breather"
by nocivus February 11, 2010
mugGet the Neck-breathermug.

Hot neck

Farting onto the back of the person's head who is sitting in front of you, while seated in stacked, row-style seats typically found in arena or stadium venues.
Derrick, while enjoying a fine hockey game in the nosebleed section, farted . Unfortunately, Derrick did not backboard the fart thus seeping it out via the front onto Dylan's head, who was seated head to crotch level in front of him. The fart's heat gave Dylan a hot neck.
by The neato torpedo May 3, 2018
mugGet the Hot neckmug.

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