Jew hands

When someone rubs there hands together; similarly to how you would rub your hands when your cold. You are simulating "Jew Hands" or the physical manifestation of the raw desire of money in the Jews heart. Made famous by Mr. Burns on the television show THE SIMPSONS.
DOC: I found a dollar on the ground did anyone drop it?

Jabora: Yeah Its mine...

Duff: Man thats a lie.... look he's doing "Jew Hands" as we speak.

DOC: Your right.... (To Jabora) FAG!!!
by J.Day September 13, 2007
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skyrim jew

a person that plays skyrim and feels the need to pick up every misc. object they can find to sell for a quick buck.
my little brother is such a skyrim jew he thinks he needs to take everything he can see
by jayhalker April 25, 2012
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Jew driver

When you are to cheap to buy drinks at the bar, you bring your own vodka in a water bottle, and order an orange juice to save money.
Hal's so cheap, he drank Jew drivers all night.
by Brettchen February 19, 2016
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running of the jew

Each year in Kazakhstan,there is the annual running of the Jew. A man dressed up as Jew is chased down street by Kazakhstani people. Sometimes it lays an egg.

If you've seen the Borat movie,you'll know what I mean.
~Running Of The Jew~
Borat: "Ah,the Jew is laying an egg! Quick,that it children,smash the jew chick!"
by bandanasarerad November 11, 2006
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Jew Down

The act of trying to get a lower price on an item. You typically will do this in places like Tijuana and flea markets.
I am so sick of the Asians responding to my Craig's list ads and trying to jew down my price.
by Mayhoff March 23, 2007
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Jew stain

The most commonly spoken phrase in Nazi camps. Refers to the residue left after burning a Jew.
Hey Adolf, what's that on your hand?

Fuck! I got another Jew stain on me!
by Holocaust never happened August 10, 2010
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jew sip

You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving.
"I let my date walk out in front of me as I took a last jew sip of coke."
by Herschel Feinstein November 10, 2007
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