Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 10, 2003

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique

When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.

He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.

by First Aid Skills and Whatnot March 10, 2020

String em up and shiv their ankles

To "string" somebody up and "shiv their ankles" was used as a threat during the 1540-60s in many parts of Eastern Arabia. When somebody thought their slaves were being abducted during the night, they would threaten the suspect with a "good ol ankle shiving." However, very few instances have been recorded where the person actually went through with the stringing and shiving. It was much easier to just shoot them. Now-a-days this phrase is used on the computer voice-chat program "Discord." When a person wishes for another person to be "banned" or "kicked" from a Discord "server," that person declares that the moderator(s) or owner(s) should "string em up and shiv their ankles," essentially, "Ban this scrublord from the discord because he is stupid."

anklefetish68: Man this guy won't shut the hell up. I think we should string em up and shiv their ankles. Anyone else?
moderator: Good idea, let's do it.
Obelus has been removed from the Discord

by anklefetish12 May 10, 2017

He breaks your heart? Break his ankles

Now we're even

A: Unbreak my heart
A: Say you'll love me again
A: Uncry these tears
B: BREAK HIS ANKLES! HE BREAKS YOUR HEART? BREAK HIS ANKLES

by effyou2.0 October 15, 2020

ramseys ankle

1.Something that gets snapped in two and hangs by a thread.

2. A simple sentence used to insult arsenal fans.

Examples:
1. Saddam Hussains neck looked like Ramseys ankle.
2. Oi gooner, remember ramseys ankle?

by craigdavid97 December 23, 2013

ankles

they are used to attach or leg to our feet, but after seeing tubbo fall off of a balcony on the dream smp, we understand that they are not needed.

Nobody:...
Tubbo: ~falls off castle wall~
Eret and Wil: XD Did you fall? Are you okay, Tubbo?
Tubbo: Yeah. I mean, ankles are overrated, who needs 'em anyways?

by Oof_Llama1105 January 4, 2021

Ankle biter

What Australians call kids
i'm not kidding

sniper:spy come get your ankle biter
spy:for the last time he's not my son
scout':tell that to my mom who you boin-
sniper:GET YO SON

by raybeez February 11, 2022