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Alex

Not a boy in this circumstance. She loves to have sugar and will threaten (playfully) to murder for a cookie. Be sure to show love and affection to her she can just as easily turn her back
ME: Alex?
ALEX: whaaaaaaaat~
ME: I have cookies!
ALEX: ON MY WAYYYY
by GAYgent March 11, 2019
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Alex

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Alex
by Thakie December 19, 2018
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Alex

Congratulations you have an Alex in your life, now it’s time to learn how to deal with this ford and Polaris loving ninny , easiest way to get on his good side is to bring him some cats or a case of teas, he’s doesnt always hit the ditch but when does hold the heck on, his weird obsession to legos and fresh hair cut brings in ladies from every bus stop in this city, you will usually keep him around to back you up cause he’s a straight beast, Ull probley Cacth him in the garage bench pressing his sled or welding useless crap he’s never gonna sell, be happy you have a alex in your life
Omg did you see that Alex

Ohh yea look at his LEGO collection
by The best friend ever alex November 4, 2020
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Alex

Mad fucking lad! Hardest kid you'll ever meet even though he doesn't look it or act it. His legless nan gives him power and he will do anything to serve her. He is the top ladies man, every girl loves him!
James-"Yo that Alex kids a pussy!"
Tyrone-"You're actually dead."
by Swag nan November 25, 2018
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Alex

She is the most amazing and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Any guy who meets her falls in love with her beauty and personality. Her sense of humor is biter sweet. She is a wonderful friend who is kind and generous. If you find an Alex keep her!
Guy: "Wow, Alex is so beautiful!"
Other guy: "I know! And she's super funny!"
by Maybell116 June 14, 2018
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Alex

Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.
Bethany: guess what

Felicia: what

Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
by StealthyWord May 21, 2019
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Alex

Alex. The definition of Alex is a fucking lucky bastard who has won the lottery and won’t have to work one more single day in his life.

His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.

Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
I fucked an Alex and now I don’t have to work ever again!
by Paulnicci April 21, 2022
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