Amish Homestyle

The act of having sex in complete darkness after cutting the power to your house

The farm boys could only dream of a lucky lady to do a little Amish homestyle in the farm house.

by pussyslaps October 26, 2020

Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.

She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.

by Goons definitions May 11, 2023

Amish moonbutter

A sexual act when you piss into an Amish persons asshole

“I made some Amish moonbutter with her last night”

by Dustyc0wb0y May 18, 2023

Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep

Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.

by TheRealManThatCan April 4, 2024

Amish Hayfield

When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.

Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear

by Chodletin May 27, 2009

amish

the members of a strict Mennonite (religious) cult that established major communities in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and elsewhere in North America from 1720 onward.

The Amish, who are members of a conservative Christian group with roots in the Anabaptist movement, established major communities in states like Pennsylvania and Ohio beginning in the 1700s. They are known for their simple lifestyle and commitment to their faith, often reflected in their plain clothing, use of horse-drawn buggies, and limited adoption of modern technology. The Amish also place a high value on family, community, and humility, and their customs are governed by an unwritten code of conduct known as the Ordnung.

by Arminkshipper August 20, 2025

Amish snowball

When she sucks off the horse and spits the horse cum down your throat

Phil just couldn't believe she gave him an Amish Snowball with their horse

by Fatwanker October 23, 2023